Don't worry about prior experience, qualifications, or skills. As a Keystone Industries Personal Assistant, you will be an excellent organizer, communicator, and multitasker, whether you like it or not. You will provide excellent administrative support. And you will have a friendly attitude.
Basically, you're going to be awesome in a number of ways.
So you know what I thought: Perfect job.
Then I saw the list of requirements. Yikes!
Luckily, only the Bachelor's Degree is "a must." I'm guessing etymological skills are optional.
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