February 26, 2013

Someone had Extra Research $

An earth-shattering discovery: 
Exercise may contribute to health and quality of life. 
But what if you don't have cancer?

February 21, 2013

February 19, 2013

Choose Wisely

Aside from the gratuitous apostrophes, I appreciate the warning that nothing aside from the yogurt is actually worth eating.

February 17, 2013

The Least You Can Do

Recently, the City of Camden has taken up a new marketing campaign:
It's a pretty sad slogan, but I'll give it a shot: 
Last year Camden reclaimed its place as the top city for violent crimes per capita. 

February 12, 2013

Choose Wisely


Since reading this I worry when I eat spinach that somewhere out in the world there is some poor sap waiting for me to finish so he can enjoy his bean curd.

Unless it literally means that the plants can't eat at the same time. In which case I need to rethink my understanding of plant biology.

February 10, 2013

Read the Fine Print


Just because you're offered to be "the face of our new marketing campaign" doesn't mean you're going to like the results.

February 5, 2013

Facts

The following sign is posted on the R Train platform:
It's a fact: 64% of kids who ride the R Train will start smoking. 

February 2, 2013

Doing Our Part: Update!

We continue to update you on the sale/sell controversy:

A quick recap.
First we reported these signs from a local street kiosk:
Within a few days, one was modified, but as we noted, 
typos were still plentiful and the corresponding sign on the opposite side of the kiosk was untouched:
 Well, our complaints were heard. 
As of today, the sign is 96% removed. 
I assume they left the corners as place holders. 
Meanwhile, the corresponding sign is still standing, 
but "sale" has been corrected. 
Apparently there's a seven-day delay between east and west sides.