April 25, 2013

Good Deal Beware (Guest Posting: Charles Gilbert!)

Let's see:
Three suits...nice.
Three shirts...okay.  
Three ties...now we're talking.  
Three shoes...ummm...wait a minute...What am I supposed to do with three shoes!?! 
Looks like I'll be sticking to Men's Warehouse. 

April 23, 2013

Make Your Own Bad Signage

I imagine this is the result of someone being asked one too many times "What's the red stuff in the Windex bottle?" Why they formatted it to read like a bad translation however, I do not know.



April 21, 2013

What about the Rest of Us?


I might be a health nut, but I still like my shells. 
Give us the full picture; don't dictate how I eat peanuts!

April 14, 2013

Hurry! Don't miss your chance to lose up to 10% in the coming year!


I guess we shouldn't have been too concerned when they downgraded the US government. 
(For those of you not sitting in licking distance of your screen, those numbers are "Current Price: 82.95," "12-Month Target Price: $75.00.") 

April 9, 2013

24/7

Thank goodness. Many lazy surveillance cameras take all kinds of breaks. And don't get me started on motion sensor lights.

April 7, 2013

Worst Formatting Ever


I've tried three times and still can't get past the first sentence. 
Here's a link to the page if you want to try: 
http://main.hercjobs.org/jobs/5297060/development-generalist