I assume it's spicy.
December 27, 2012
Now I know what you're thinking, but the name change was not due to feminist fryers. Instead, the real problem was that the original rapeseed oil was so toxic that the FDA banned it for human consumption in 1956.
And rumors that a few Southern Senators from a certain political party (which will go unnamed) have reintroduced it in hopes of combating unwanted sexual advances are completely false. I hope...
December 25, 2012
During the stressful holiday season, leave it to the USPS to up the anxiety level by attacking our precious care packages.
I assume the puncture's placement is supposed to be ironic.
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December 6, 2012
It's nice and all, but $6.99 seems a bit steep. It sure would be a "Christmas to Remember" though.
Dad (to mom): Remember that time your son got me that me that random faded tee-shirt ornament?"
Mom: He's your son too!
Dad: Not after that. A tee-shirt ornament? I mean, really. There had to have been a better alternative. Like a lump of coal or a "World's Best Dad" mug.