July 15, 2012

Quality Control: Odd Jobs

Prince Mohammad Bin Fahd: "As part of the interview, we ask that you demonstrate your abilities."
Bad Signage Blogger: "Okay."
PMBF: "What do you think about subject #1?"
BSB: "What you have here is a high quality female."
PMBF: "Impressive. What about subject #2?"
BSB: "Clearly, a mid-quality male."
PMBF: "You are well-studied in your craft. I'll have to check your refere-"
BSB: "Sorry to interrupt, but one further observation: If you're making a US sitcom, they're a perfect match."
PMBF: "You are good, my friend. You're hired!"
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