Bathroom Humor

Sure, there's the bad grammar, the failed punctuation, and the sad toilet, but honestly, my favorite part is the gas mask. Those of you who make this necessary know who you are.

And remember: Although confusing, the name "toilet paper" should never be mistaken to mean that it is paper that you put in a toilet. Paper that you use near a toilet? Maybe. But in it? No!

This Is Not A Test . . .

. . . Well actually, I guess it is. Though it appears to be a pretty elaborate test. Not to mention, an odd sign to come home to.

Buy American

In a stirring show of devotion to the American economy, NYU shut off hot water for almost two weeks rather than use dirty, foreign water made by underpaid and overworked clouds. Hats off to such a respectable establishment. I personally would have preferred replacing all of the hot water with Evian - of Fuji, if we're really desperate - but I appreciate the sentiment.