April 3, 2012


Because being prepared is always better than being lucky. 

Today's entry is the fire escape plan for a nickel and dime shop in northern Pennsylvania. The entire shop is not much larger than my one-bedroom apartment. 

Favorite aspects: 

1. The continual arrows down an aisle, as if once you started running from the back of the store you might stop halfway, now confused as to the rest of your route. 

2. The poor sap who takes the righthand exit from the office, hurdling a counter to survive the impending danger.  


  1. Yeah...I am going to go ahead and say they might as well just burn up.

  2. Sure, but where would you go to do that? They would need new directions, I believe.