Aww Nutsa! (Guest Signage: Perry Sutton!)

We've seen this before, 

but now with spelling errors (or Italian flair).

More is Better! (Guest Post: Matt DiDonna!)

This is what happens when a director of athletics with an inferiority complex realizes that several elite institutions -- including Yale College, Columbia College, and Wesleyan College -- have three L's in their names. 

Going Places

As of today, they are far, far away.

Accentuate the Negative

I always say, if you're going to spell just one word wrong, make sure to highlight the error in all caps. Bonus points if that word is supposed to inspire our confidence in your abilities.

Helping Nat Out (Odd Jobs)

This is a bit picky on my part, but shouldn't that be "Assist Nat, Director of Collective Development"?

Amature Hour at BSB (Guest Signage: Avalon Hoek Spaans!)

Using this reasoning, we must assume this person has given up.

Always Remember (Guest Posting: Meryl Zimmerman!)

This bit of brilliance is brought to you by the US Postal System, a component of the same government responsible for Congressional Act 52 Stat. 351; 5 U.S. Code, Sec. 87a: The designation of Veterans' Day.

Apparently, they don't have access to google, a calendar, or spellcheck.

Boy-Cot Bad Spelling

This "Call to Action" has been gaining momentum in the aftermath of the election, and truthfully it's a protest I can endorse. Just as long as I'm still free to eat Papa John's pizza should the urge arise. 

And it's drawbridge people. One word. Get it together. 

Helping Nat Out: Odd Jobs

Because spellcheck has yet to be invented. Yes, this position also demands excellent written communication skills.

Odd Jobs: Attention to Detail!

This week we kickoff a new Sunday feature: 

“Odd Jobs” -- a series of ironic, intriguing, and downright strange postings I’ve come across in my search for employment (scroll down for my editorializing).

Today’s offering, from Juilliard, is a simple spelling mistake, which could easily be forgiven if it were not for the required qualification: “Detailed Oriented.” 

I had half a mind to Photoshop the posting and send in an edited version as my application.

Oh well, at least it shows that they’re aware of their deficiencies. It takes strength to so openly admit one’s flaws.