Initials

I appreciate the symmetry.

Titles Matter

Imagine my surprise when I walked by the conference room to see this meeting in progress. I then received disappointed looks for "showing up late."

Oxymorons (Guest Signage: Alina Gonzalez Hoek-Spaans!)

It might not be a typo, but it made me smile for a minute. And this offering spurred me to share some other moderately humorous jobs I've seen along the way. Enjoy the extended post:

Trust me, when you're Director III, you're not directing anything…

Is this a fancy name for an RA position?

"LIM College" = Laboratory Institute of Merchandising College. Make up your mind!

Ageism!

Who's to say a 119-year-old couldn't do the job just fine?

What Do You Call Those Word Producing Type People?

Greatest disconnect between employer and job title.

"Employee Theft" Redefined

A sign that combines mangled formatting, grammar, and definitions into one wonderful message.

Sleepin' on the Job, I Bet

I thought I had it bad.

Sasha Baron Cohen's Next Movie: The Employer

This absurdly long job listing makes us wade through too much detail before delivering a wonderful punchline. For your sanity, just skip to the highlighted sections and enjoy random formatting and bad grammar.

Forget My Resume, Check Out My Hat

I imagine the interview process is slightly awkward.

It's a Dirty Job (Guest Post: Erica Johnson!)

And you think your job sucks?

Unreliable Reference

Perhaps I'm unclear on the concept. 

But I think that if you don't want HR contacting your personal references (not your past employers, mind you), you may have a bigger problem than a lack of employment.

Demonstrated Ability

Does my resume count?

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Business Card

At least the requirements aren't too bad: just be willing to learn. Oh, I almost forgot: play an instrument, like children, and speak English and two kinds of Chinese fluently. That's a tall order coming from someone who created the word combination: "Please make sure to include, but not limited to, the information listed below in your email."

Half-Assed

I bet they only work 364 days a year.

Equal Pay

So close.

Resume Building

It's all about having the right experience.

Worst Formatting Ever

I've tried three times and still can't get past the first sentence. 

Here's a link to the page if you want to try: 

http://main.hercjobs.org/jobs/5297060/development-generalist

Why I'm Unemployed

I only speak English.

If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck...

If everyone thinks you're the information booth, 

it might be time to take a hint.

FWIW: The place really does look like an information booth.

Internet Predators

I think I know what happened with the last person to hold this job.