Hyped Up!

I'm no PR pro, but I'm still going to weigh in here and say 
this probably isn't the best marketing.

"Instant" By Any Other Name Will Taste as Bad

Call me a skeptic. 

What's That?

Yes. Yes it is. 

Thanks for clarifying. 

Equal Price for All

Every couple of months, my supermarket puts red and green lettuce "on sale" for $1.29/lb -- seemingly unaware that the "regular price" sign of $1.29/lb is blatantly visible. I stock up.

Come On!

This basically looks like sarcasm.

As for the adult humor…

Thanks for the Information (Guest Posting: Eileen Liang!)

Inappropriate!

Even if you're short a couple of letters, I would have voted for going with "Sai t Tho as."

What's in a Name?

Not the most creative store name, but it gets the job done.

I'll Take Two

"Daily Product" for an unknown price above $0.99? 

Who could ask for anything more?

Going Places

As of today, they are far, far away.

You Can Sell Anything

I believe the store down the block sells "crannies."

Imagine That

It's 4:02 in Brooklyn and New York.

USPS Trouble

I think Saturday delivery is the least of our worries.

Why I'm Unemployed

I only speak English.

What a Steal!

For some unknown price over 99¢ you can buy the "Daily Product." Wonderful.

Mixed Signals

I guess this explains why people jog in place at street corners.

What's Your Worth? (Odd Jobs Series)

I just imagine someone with a thick Brooklyn accent shrugging and saying: "Whaddaya think? $50,600? $56,100? Hey, we're flexible. But this ain't Wall Street. $56,200? Fuhgeddaboudit"

Rock the Bells

I'm so tempted to lead a bell choir into this office and wreak havoc.

These Are a Few of My Favorite Things...

"Mr. Falafel" of Park Slope received some big-name press coverage.

Either it didn't turn out well or Mr. F needs some help picking his quotes. 

Sexual Healing

STD Liquors: Don't say we never gave you anything.