Above and Beyond! Lost and Found: Part 3

Nothing "bad" here; just a final installment of "Lost & Found Week" to remind us there is hope for humanity.

Lost and Found: Part 2

It's all in how you ask.

Thank You for Not Standing (Guest Signage: Tamika Joy!)

You Can Count on Me?

I can't image how this ended up completely installed.

The Real World

Kids: Get out of there and explore nature, preferably by visiting our website.

Forget My Resume, Check Out My Hat

I imagine the interview process is slightly awkward.

So Little to Get Wrong

Simple: The meeting starts at 3:00 p.m. and ends at 5:00 p.m.

Here is the attached agenda:

At least they got the date right...

Profiling

This raises a question: At what point in the polygamous process do you give up on trying to remember names and simply resort to ethnicity?

Restaurant Week Day 8: Word Play (Bonus!)

I got this:

Restaurant Week Day 7: Garnish This

All New Yorkers garnish bagels, right?

Restaurant Week Day 5: It Is NYC, After All

I know it's NYC, but that better be diamond-encrusted cheese! 

(This place has so much to offer that I decided to throw the side of cuscus in as a bonus.)

Restaurant Week Day 4: Top Veggie

When only the best will do.

Restaurant Week Day 3: Because the $X.99 Model Is So Cliche

It's not just the random price points that please me; it's the way the pricing is offset just enough to give the illusion that a medium cappuccino is over a dollar more than a large.

Restaurant Week Day 2: The Food Chain

I'm anti-cannibalism regardless of nationality. 

Restaurant Week Day 1: I Like My Salads Like I Like My Women

The following week will be devoted to daily posts detailing the wonder that is my new lunch spot. Enjoy.

Half-Assed

I bet they only work 364 days a year.

Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other

I'm not opposed to a good deal, just bad math.

No matter your philosophy, there are mistakes in acronyms.

Rorschach Test

 

 I love that after targeting a potentially paranoid subset of the population, the marketing team thought the best way to get a response was to hide the contact information invisible ink style.

Imagine That

It's 4:02 in Brooklyn and New York.