Nothing Is as It Seems (Guest Signage: Geoff Nichols!)

The most accurate of these is likely the "On Tap." I'm sure that Miller is coming to you in a bottle. 

Edibles! (Guest Signage: Ian Hoek Spaans!)

So is it the sandwich or the soda?

The Path Not Taken (Guest Signage: Alina Gonzalez!)

Aww Nutsa! (Guest Signage: Perry Sutton!)

We've seen this before, 

but now with spelling errors (or Italian flair).

Thanks for the Information (Guest Posting: Eileen Liang!)

Oxymorons (Guest Signage: Alina Gonzalez Hoek-Spaans!)

It might not be a typo, but it made me smile for a minute. And this offering spurred me to share some other moderately humorous jobs I've seen along the way. Enjoy the extended post:

Trust me, when you're Director III, you're not directing anything…

Is this a fancy name for an RA position?

"LIM College" = Laboratory Institute of Merchandising College. Make up your mind!

As Quoted (Guest Signage: Ryan Holquist!)

When "kindness" borders on sarcasm.

Bug Apocalypse (Guest Post: Alina and Siem Gonzalez Hoek Spaans!)

Well, this is Kafkaesque.

Soup'd up Soups (Guest Signage: Matt DiDonna!)

When you're printing this big, spellcheck is not optional.

Poetry (Guest Signage: Jon Barnes!)

Who "not enjoy" haiku-y happy hour signs?

Upholding Upholstery Since 1853 (Guest Signage: Ryan Holquist!)

So Much Typos (Guest Signage: Will Rogers!)

Perhaps a fake, but a fun one none the less!

That's Just Rude (Guest Signage: Eileen Liang!)

He might look a bit smarmy, but this verges on slander!

Thank You for Not Standing (Guest Signage: Tamika Joy!)

Slow News Day (Guest Signage: Matt DiDonna!)

I imagine there was a lengthy debate at CBS's headquarters as to whether to go with Syria or Scotch Tape to lead the "Breaking News." To be fair, they both start with "s."

Who You Gonna Call?!? (Guest Signage: Erica Johnson!)

This makes me smile for so many reasons. But if I have to pick a favorite, it has to be the "Falls Signage" categorization. 

(the lobster-claw hand is a close second)

Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beholder (Guest Signage: Ryan Holquist!)

"Heavenly gems" indeed, 

but I don't think we're admiring the same thing.

The Energizer Bunny of Sentences (Guest Signage: Erica Johnson!)

My biggest concern is that their customers appear unable to remember their own orders.

Unclear on the Concept (Guest Signage: Chris Arter!)

This company seems confused about two things:

1. The meaning of their name.

2. The importance of faxing in 2013.

It's a Dirty Job (Guest Post: Erica Johnson!)

And you think your job sucks?