You Can Sell Anything

I believe the store down the block sells "crannies."

Cross Marketing

I've lost my appetite.

Good Deal Beware (Guest Posting: Charles Gilbert!)

Let's see:
Three suits...nice.
Three shirts...okay.  
Three ties...now we're talking.  
Three shoes...ummm...wait a minute...What am I supposed to do with three shoes!?! 
Looks like I'll be sticking to Men's Warehouse. 

Make Your Own Bad Signage

I imagine this is the result of someone being asked one too many times "What's the red stuff in the Windex bottle?" Why they formatted it to read like a bad translation however, I do not know.

What about the Rest of Us?

I might be a health nut, but I still like my shells. 

Give us the full picture; don't dictate how I eat peanuts!

??? (Guest Posting: Erica Johnson!)

Some signs just don't make sense.

Imagine That

It's 4:02 in Brooklyn and New York.

Hurry! Don't miss your chance to lose up to 10% in the coming year!

I guess we shouldn't have been too concerned when they downgraded the US government. 

(For those of you not sitting in licking distance of your screen, those numbers are "Current Price: 82.95," "12-Month Target Price: $75.00.") 

What's in a Name? (Guest Posting: Erica Johnson!)

It's all in the pronunciation.

24/7

Thank goodness. Many lazy surveillance cameras take all kinds of breaks. And don't get me started on motion sensor lights.

Worst Formatting Ever

I've tried three times and still can't get past the first sentence. 

Here's a link to the page if you want to try: 

http://main.hercjobs.org/jobs/5297060/development-generalist

Don't Invest in Twitter (Guest Posting: Erica Johnson!)

It might not be as bad as the Facebook IPO, 

but don't say you weren't warned.

Double Redundancy