Your Clothes Are Killing You

I "feel" safer already.

USPS Trouble

I think Saturday delivery is the least of our worries.

Why I'm Unemployed

I only speak English.

What a Steal!

For some unknown price over 99¢ you can buy the "Daily Product." Wonderful.

Inspiration (Guest Posting: Erica Johnson!)

Drop it like it's hot.

Let Me Upgrade Ya!

For those of you living in the Dark Ages, 

it's time to upgrade to multi-purpose silverware. 

Well, maybe just the spoons. 

We're not quite ready to make that jump in fork technology.

Cognitive Dissonance

I'm confused.

Location Matters (Guest Post: Emily Fernandez!)

I know Florida being dysfunctional won't surprise anyone, 

but here's another example.

If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck...

If everyone thinks you're the information booth, 

it might be time to take a hint.

FWIW: The place really does look like an information booth.

Problem Solving

So you've got a list of tenants. 

Then someone moves out. What to do?

Never mind reprinting or redacting the name with a marker, 

just rip the paper. 

In case you think this might be accidental, I give you exhibit B:

Laziness knows no bounds.

Taking Aim (Guest Post: Erica Johnson!)

With two viable options, why would anyone dump coffee in between the sinks? 

Attack!

I have no idea what's going on here--especially with the California-shaped 

person/bib/thing on the right--but it looks somewhat frightening.

That's a Lie!

False marketing doesn't make me feel any better about taking a shuttle bus.