Location Matters (Guest Post: Emily Fernandez!)

I know Florida being dysfunctional won't surprise anyone, 

but here's another example.

Hi-Speed Pictionary

Texting while driving: Not cool. Sketching while driving: Awesome.

FWIW: The lower sign would make a great graphic tee.

Batteries Included: Odd Jobs

Honestly, I feel a little like a McDonald's Happy Meal. Except instead of coming with a Disney-themed toy, I am supposed to come with a valid driver's license and the ability to drive in Boston.

I wonder if the interview takes place in a car.

(if you're liking the blog, hover over the like/share buttons and think about clicking them. You might be inspired. Thanks!)

My Humps! (Check it out!): Guest Signage Thursday

To the tune of "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas, of course...


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma make, make, make, make, it thump,
Make it kla-thunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my traffic calming lumps (Check it out)


You drive by way too crazy,
You do it on the daily,
Speeding fees are pricely,
But still you go 'bout twicely.
As fast as you should go so,
I'm gonna make you slow, slow,
Steven, don't be speedin'
Cause these humps will have you weavin', wide
Brother I ain't askin,
You say you wanna go fast ‘nd,
Seven-ty, BOOM collision,
I say no, but you keep livin'
So I keep on makin'
Your *ss keep on breakin'
You can keep on speedin'
I'll keep that trunk junk heaven'.


My hump (hump), my hump, my hump, my hump (hump)
You bumpin' off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump (hump)
My humps, it's got you


It's got me swervin' 
(Oh) Swervin' all your cars around me, and slowin' down for me.

It's got me swervin' 

(Oh) Swervin' all your cars around me, around me, round me.

Odd Jobs: Burying the Lede

I'm all for creative job descriptions, but when you're including the world's fourth most stressful job as just a part of the position, I want that information up front. On the other hand, it definitely makes the "driver" aspect of the job seem easy as pie.

Just for the record, I don't think experience with Google docs is going to prepare me for the heart-health threatening whirlwind of tasks this job is sure to entail.