Get a "Job"

I wonder if I have to "show up" and "do work."

And I know that Spanish grammar calls for question marks before and after queries, but I had no idea they doubled up on the quotation marks as well.

(As a favor to those without internet access, here's an approximate translation: Looking for a "Responsible" Worker )

Verbing Gets Dirty (Guest Posting Matthew Mazza!)

Okay, so employees, volunteers, parents, and children must wash, but what about the rest of us? 

All joking aside, wikipedia defines toileting as: "the act of assisting a dependent patient with his/her elimination needs."

Sounds like a good hand washing is in the cards.

Accentuate the Negative

I always say, if you're going to spell just one word wrong, make sure to highlight the error in all caps. Bonus points if that word is supposed to inspire our confidence in your abilities.