June 27, 2013

Restaurant Week Day 5: It Is NYC, After All

I know it's NYC, but that better be diamond-encrusted cheese! 
(This place has so much to offer that I decided to throw the side of cuscus in as a bonus.)

June 25, 2013

Restaurant Week Day 3: Because the $X.99 Model Is So Cliche



It's not just the random price points that please me; it's the way the pricing is offset just enough to give the illusion that a medium cappuccino is over a dollar more than a large.

June 23, 2013

Restaurant Week Day 1: I Like My Salads Like I Like My Women

The following week will be devoted to daily posts detailing the wonder that is my new lunch spot. Enjoy.

June 20, 2013

High Water (Guest Posting: Chris Arter/Nick D'Errico!)

Why so much bad signage in bathrooms? You are aware that the main reason people go to the bathroom at work is to check their phones, right? So you know we're ready to document your failures!

June 13, 2013

Karma (Guest Posting: Ruddy Harootian!)

I appreciate the sentiment, but it seems like someone was caused with bad grammar.

June 11, 2013

It's Tough



In a related story, Mr. Lautenberg's family held a press conference to express their condolences to the Governor and apologize for any inconvenience the matter may have caused.

June 4, 2013


No matter your philosophy, there are mistakes in acronyms.

June 2, 2013

Rorschach Test

 
 I love that after targeting a potentially paranoid subset of the population, the marketing team thought the best way to get a response was to hide the contact information invisible ink style.