Targeted Marketing

I assume it's spicy.

What's in a Name? (Guest Post: Charles Gilbert and Erica Johnson!)

You may be more familiar with the marketing name, Canola Oil. 

Now I know what you're thinking, but the name change was not due to feminist fryers. Instead, the real problem was that the original rapeseed oil was so toxic that the FDA banned it for human consumption in 1956.

And rumors that a few Southern Senators from a certain political party (which will go unnamed) have reintroduced it in hopes of combating unwanted sexual advances are completely false. I hope...

Happy Holidays from the US Post Office (BSB: Christmas Edition)

During the stressful holiday season, leave it to the USPS to up the anxiety level by attacking our precious care packages.

I assume the puncture's placement is supposed to be ironic.