Subtitles

Thankfully Duane Reade provides descriptive subtitles to help you find the right snack for the right time. 

There's flavor clarification: 

Pun-filled enticement:

Sometimes a simple affirmation of your choice:

 And my favorite, unappetizing ingredient disclosure:

Going Nuts

An entire half aisle?!? Duane Reade is clearly devoted to peanut promotion.

Of course, the use of peanuts as a category leads to the assumption that they also sell laundry and houses. Maybe even entire families.

Cashews in Aisle 5.
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Neighborhood Watch

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So goes the common refrain: 

“I’d love to move to Harlem, but the prices are just too effing high!”

Well, fret no more. Coming to your rescue is the ever-present drug store-cum-fast food restaurant New Yorkers know and...well...shop at from time to time. 

Now before you get too cynical, keep in mind that prior to this DR, you had to go two blocks to find another DR. Well, okay, a block and a half, but still - one was an avenue block. Well, not a real avenue block since it was uptown, but… 

Oh, forget it. 

Low prices. Less walking. Be grateful.  

Because the one thing that Harlem lacks is stores located on the corner of a block specializing in low-cost convenience items.