The Future Is Here

When they said my Mac would come with "Time Machine," 

I had no idea how powerful it would be!

Great Scott!…e…

Hyped Up!

I'm no PR pro, but I'm still going to weigh in here and say 
this probably isn't the best marketing.

What If I Got a Suit?!?

I exchanged a belt at Sears. In return, they killed a tree.

8.5x11 paper just for reference

"Instant" By Any Other Name Will Taste as Bad

Call me a skeptic. 

So There! (to see it)

The Capitalization is One thing, 

but The punctuation is Right Out of A Jose Saramano novel.

It's "Take Out," Not "Leave Out"

A sin of omission by a new local takeout joint.

Watch Your Punctuation

I did not visit the site.

What's That?

Yes. Yes it is. 

Thanks for clarifying. 

Yeah, But Does It Have A/C?

So many open house dates! 

But don't forget to bring your special glasses. 

Nothing Is as It Seems (Guest Signage: Geoff Nichols!)

The most accurate of these is likely the "On Tap." I'm sure that Miller is coming to you in a bottle. 

Edibles! (Guest Signage: Ian Hoek Spaans!)

So is it the sandwich or the soda?

Follow the Rules

Equal Price for All

Every couple of months, my supermarket puts red and green lettuce "on sale" for $1.29/lb -- seemingly unaware that the "regular price" sign of $1.29/lb is blatantly visible. I stock up.

I Prefer Sour Cream

What's in your hair?

What a Deal!

Every few weeks, red and green leaf lettuce -- which normally retails for $1.29/lb -- goes on sale for $1.29lb. I make a point to stock up. 

I Doubt It

Don't hold your breath.

Initials

I appreciate the symmetry.

Formatting: Part 2

Not the route I'd have taken,

but a creative one.

FORMATTING IS A thing

And there's always punctuation.