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Sexting for Dollars (Guest Signage Thursday: Morgan Sills)

Today's PSA:

Do you know that almost all teenagers have "Experienced with phone"? And 30% of them with smartphones? 

Young women lead the charge, gaining Experienced at a rate of 100 times a day!

I know that many people benefit from toys and other experimentation, but there's gotta be a line. That iPhone is going to make us obsolete.

Personally, I believe in emoticon-only education; it's the only way to effectively reduce the spread of TTDs - Textually Transmitted Details.

And what does this all have to do with calculating totals anyway? Maybe you have to fill out an app for this position.

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Dress Appropriately

As we suffer through yet another broiling week, I want to take you back to the cooler days of springtime with a Cinco de Mayo forecast:

• The overall forecast is partly sunny, but for the foreseeable future it's cloudy.
• As of 12:58 pm, it is 57 degrees. 
• In two minutes, it will jump seven degrees to a downright mild 64.
• The day's high will be 66 degrees.

          but,

• From 3:00 - 4:00 pm, it will be 68 degrees.

Thanks, Yahoo.
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