Equal Price for All

Every couple of months, my supermarket puts red and green lettuce "on sale" for $1.29/lb -- seemingly unaware that the "regular price" sign of $1.29/lb is blatantly visible. I stock up.

I Prefer Sour Cream

What's in your hair?

What a Deal!

Every few weeks, red and green leaf lettuce -- which normally retails for $1.29/lb -- goes on sale for $1.29lb. I make a point to stock up. 

I Doubt It

Don't hold your breath.

Initials

I appreciate the symmetry.

Formatting: Part 2

Not the route I'd have taken,

but a creative one.

FORMATTING IS A thing

And there's always punctuation.

Come On!

This basically looks like sarcasm.

As for the adult humor…

From Beginning to End

Floridians have mixed results when determining 

where things start and end.