This catchy slogan coats the walls of Jessica's school, reinforcing a profound message: Do not stand by idly when trouble strikes, as we all know zebras do, but take difficulties and turn them into pearls.
One problem: The slogan comes from a one-off presentation over a year ago, and no one who visits the school has any idea what it's about.
Besides, the message is kind of a mess:
As Jessica paraphrases, "Don't run from your troubles, cover them in mucus."
Or...don't try and be different. Create a hard exterior that protects you from those brutal A-hole students that might try and beat you up or tear you down.
ReplyDeleteI also feel it could be some sort of subliminal "Vote Democratic Party" message due to the blue/red juxtaposition. Assuming the author has Animal Blindness, or course.
DeleteOR...it's strictly sexual. Be a vagina and not an ass!
DeleteHahaha. Nice.
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