"False" Advertising

Well, in that case, thanks for including it.

Ringing Endorsement

A company unclear on the concept of leaving your customers speechless.

The Energizer Bunny of Sentences (Guest Signage: Erica Johnson!)

My biggest concern is that their customers appear unable to remember their own orders.

"Employee Theft" Redefined

A sign that combines mangled formatting, grammar, and definitions into one wonderful message.

Sleepin' on the Job, I Bet

I thought I had it bad.

The Real World

Kids: Get out of there and explore nature, preferably by visiting our website.

Sasha Baron Cohen's Next Movie: The Employer

This absurdly long job listing makes us wade through too much detail before delivering a wonderful punchline. For your sanity, just skip to the highlighted sections and enjoy random formatting and bad grammar.

Forget My Resume, Check Out My Hat

I imagine the interview process is slightly awkward.